Graphic Tee — "Did You Ever Wish There Was a Disease That Only Killed Idiots?"

This lightweight jersey tee carries a sharp, sarcastic message with clean vintage-style typography inside an oval badge — front and back. Made from soft Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, it breathes easily and layers without bulk. The crew neckline and retail fit keep the silhouette neat while side seams and shoulder tape maintain shape through wear. Small, thoughtful details like a tear-away label and REACH certification make it comfortable and responsibly produced. Wear it to make a pointed statement at casual hangouts, rallies, or days when blunt humor says more than politeness.

Product features

 
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and softness
- Retail crew-neck fit with side seams and ribbed knit collar to retain shape
- Front-and-back printed design using DTF/DTG methods for crisp, detailed color
- Tear-away label and REACH certified materials; sourced blanks from Honduras
- Durable shoulder tape and quality construction; Bella+Canvas ethical manufacturing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean